|America Runs on Dunkin'|
We are the leading supplier of fried dough and sugar to the clogged arteries of Americans! It wouldn't be so bad if people had a donut every once in a while, but we have customers who come in everyday. EVERY DAY! We love those guys! So if you want to help us get richer at the expense of your own health, please come get your breakfast everyday. Heck, you should come in for lunch and dinner too. Remember that America runs on Dunkin'. Well waddles, really.